So, about those local body elections - Tactical Ninja
Sep. 23rd, 2013
03:35 pm - So, about those local body elections
Don MacDonald is one of the candidates for my area. Here is his blurb:
DON McDONALD, Southern ward Candidate, W.C.C. Resident 1977-2013. POLICIES: Transport: LESS car traffic, stuff. Buses twice as quick. NO blacked out ads on BUS windows. Keep 1990s CLIMATE? Toilets: SUFFICIENT public toilets, properly maintained. Power bills: I will proffer street THERMOMETERS. Train Home-Dry that 18C rooms reduces power WASTAGE. GRAFFITI Tagging: Camera SURVEILLANCE as defence. Communication/ CALL CENTRE: 0800- mobiles. Proper Follow through service for COMPLAINTS. DO NO GAMBLE: Alcohol coffee, coke smoke, tainment. The costs/rewards of my behaviours. HEALTHY Food: park bench. Smart NEWTOWN: Library- computing. FOSTER: Faith community, science education, fabric society, history Your CITY, council submissions and hearings, safety. Web: latest Twitter.com/mcdoNewt. P282/389-6820/ 0277-845-900. AUTHORISED DSM, Don S McDonald,F1681 Daniell St, NEWTOWN 6021.
No, I have no idea what he's trying to say either. Anyone want to ring him up and ask?
Although, he does get points for "DO NO GAMBLE alcohol coffee coke smoke tainment." And saying that park benches are healthy food. Also, reading it aloud to your friends while shouting the capitalised bits will draw a laugh or two.