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Jun. 6th, 2013

10:01 am - Fuckity fuck post

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Handstands are hard. Fuckit.

Actually no, that's not true. Handstands are relatively easy. Getting into handstands in a graceful and balanced manner is hard.

Also, I've come to the conclusion that no matter how strong and flexible I get to be, I'll never be strong and flexible enough to do the things I want to do.

Right now, part of me wants to just spend the rest of my life on the couch eating pizza and ice cream. But the fact is, absorbing videogames don't come out fast enough to satisfy me with that life either. So handstands it is. Fuckit.

Also, what the fuck is dynamic flexibility and how do I get it in my shoulders when my rhomboid muscles are still apparently not strong enough?

And why the fuck when I google 'back muscles' to find out the names of various muscles, are all the examples pictures of men? Fuck you, google.

PS Shitty Tats is shitty. Mostly because surely training for a year is enough to give me some progress? Instead all I get is a new thing I'm not good enough at, that I have to work at, before I can do what I want. Fuckit.

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From:pombagira
Date:June 5th, 2013 10:31 pm (UTC)
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maybe i should make you a spell wall hanging with a handstand lady??

alternatively we could start a flame war thread?

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From:tatjna
Date:June 5th, 2013 10:32 pm (UTC)
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I h8 you and your Mum dresses you funny...

.. oh wait. No she doesn't. YOU dress you funny. Yeah. Nyah.

Hang on, flame wars are all like U R RONG SO THERE!

UR RONG

yup
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From:pombagira
Date:June 5th, 2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
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i can't be wrong because of mine being way bigger than yours, and i know that its cannon cause i read it in this one book..

no wait it was this one web site in 1997, and it had a black background with flaming ass monkies, no it was apes...

so there ners, your wrong...
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From:tatjna
Date:June 5th, 2013 10:46 pm (UTC)
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That's totally not canon. Wikis don't count as canon, and besides, they handwaved that bit anyway and really that whole thing was OOC and anyone who thinks it wasn't is clearly not very clever and not a real fan!

What are you doing in my fandom, go start your own, OOC non-canon supporter!

Also, Dumbledore dies.
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From:pombagira
Date:June 5th, 2013 11:04 pm (UTC)
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i can't believe you didn't put spoiler alert on that post what if some sucker who has not read that far yet reads it

what do you mean OCC, its my OTP, and so totally cannon, the author was just wrong, she is not really magical but was channelling these people from an alternative dimension, but luckly some of us have been born on earth now

to the hometree!!

also all the romantics die!
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From:tatjna
Date:June 5th, 2013 11:12 pm (UTC)
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Oh and don't get me started on the hometree. I mean seriously, they expect us to buy that whole racist/classist/sexist trope and think that it's adding a layer of ironic and clever complexity when it's really just the same shit dealt up a different way, complete with organic crunchy hippies and sexed up so we'll like it despite ourselves? I mean really. Pah.

And if you can't see that that whole responsibilisation thing was about the folly of entertaining Fade spirits and not some alternative dimension, then clearly we are not even playing the same game.

To the Void with you!
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From:pombagira
Date:June 5th, 2013 11:19 pm (UTC)
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the Void you say, you armchair magaical, i bet Fade Spirits eat you for breakfast, i have this one book and it tells me everything

besides you dress funny to

ners!!
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From:tatjna
Date:June 5th, 2013 11:26 pm (UTC)

Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:pombagira
Date:June 5th, 2013 11:32 pm (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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ners
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From:tatjna
Date:June 5th, 2013 11:40 pm (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:pombagira
Date:June 5th, 2013 11:45 pm (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:tatjna
Date:June 6th, 2013 12:28 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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At any moment, the mods will lock this thread.

And then something will appear on sf_drama or fanficrants.

*nod*
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From:pombagira
Date:June 6th, 2013 12:33 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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OMg noot sf drama...


*bwahahaha*


*skips about flinging phoo*
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From:pombagira
Date:June 6th, 2013 12:41 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:tatjna
Date:June 6th, 2013 01:41 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:pombagira
Date:June 6th, 2013 01:50 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:tatjna
Date:June 6th, 2013 01:56 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:pombagira
Date:June 6th, 2013 02:24 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:tatjna
Date:June 6th, 2013 02:34 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:pombagira
Date:June 6th, 2013 02:44 am (UTC)

Re: Time for the gifs and memes I think.

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From:bekitty
Date:June 6th, 2013 03:53 am (UTC)
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"What's brown sauce made of? SCIENCE DOESN'T KNOW!!"
"It's made of... brown."
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From:tatjna
Date:June 6th, 2013 04:32 am (UTC)

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From:rivet
Date:June 5th, 2013 10:58 pm (UTC)
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I like the way you think
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From:pundigrion
Date:June 6th, 2013 05:31 pm (UTC)
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This is me and weight lifting...
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