Self-flagellation was never this much fun
It's done. I'm permanently scarred. My mother would be horrified. I'll never forget her trying to peel off my tattoo when I was 20 while repeating 'Tell me it's a transfer'..
I like it. Pic here.
I'm feeling very mare-ish. One end kicks, the other end bites. Approach gently and respectfully, with a lump of sugar*.
*Sugar may be cunningly disguised as chocolate.