tatjna (tatjna) wrote,
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Things every woman should have..

A chainsaw
A corset
A power drill and a cleaver (thanks ferlengheti)
A pair of tweezers
A poster of Johnny Depp
An animal
Fluffy slippers
A 'boudoir' type bedroom
A Billie Holliday album
A 'dance around while you're vacuuming' trash-pop album
Lacy underwear
White cotton panties
Doc Martens
A pair of jeans that make her ass look good
A lipstick that goes with anything
A groovy hat and scarf
A copy of 'Tank Girl' on video or dvd
A secret box to put stuff in
At least three trashy romances
A stash of emergency chocolate
A subwoofer
Plants in her bedroom

This is my list. Feel free to add stuff if you think I've missed anything.... ;-)

OH, and I'M GOING HORSE RIDING. WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
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