I have been LAX. No, not the gigantic airport in America that has 5 miles of departure lounge that contains 2 shops, where you can buy People magazine or a pot of yoghurt with your last remaining $4.50US. The lax where you sit around with your brain in neutral and don't do half of what you should be doing.
That was from 8am to 10:45am this morning. I'm over it now.