"I am nigerian royalty and please to be giving me all your detials so I can transfer to you large sums of Capital for Investment Purposes on your person! "
Him (in reply):
"Thank you for your correspondence. I am very interested in taking you up on this enticing offer. However, as you can understand, I need to verify the veracity of your claims. In order to proove your good faith, can you please send to me as soon as possible a picture of yourself dressed in your royal finery while standing in a shrubbery clutching a haddock. I look forward to doing business with you."