I have a question of the utmost political and social import.
Men! You walk into a public bathroom. It has three urinals in a row, just over shoulder width apart. There's a man using the one on the far left, and a man using the one on the far right. There is a free space in the middle. What do you do?
Also, I stick my hand up for the worst item of school uniform clothing ever. My high school PE uniform was blue and green tartan rompers. That's right, folks, rompers! Those puffy bloomers of elasticated leg goodness, commonly seen on potty training toddlers.