February 12th, 2014

tapir

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Today we have my work's all staff conference, at which we are required to wear corporate dress and company logo clothing.

I look like a mook from a Quentin Tarantino movie. Seriously, all I need is a semi-automatic rifle and some pithy bible quotes to complete the ensemble.

This has been a thing all my life. Even if I only dress up a little bit, I end up looking way overdressed. God forbid I put my hair up! The rest of the time I look like a bogan who's been dragged through a hedge backwards. There is no middle ground.

Also, I am wearing pants in the forlorn hope that the team building exercise will actually involve exercise.

Wish me luck!