July 1st, 2013


Australia wants to kill everybody

So as it turns out, we didn't go to Brisbane after all - we were actually in Surfer's Paradise, which consists entirely of skyscrapers and beach. So we headed inland and went for a bush walk in a place called Tamborine Mountain. Tamborine Mountain is full of very strange little galleries selling very strange kitsch. Everything from adult-themed fudge to angel and crystal stuff, to slightly anatomically-wrong paintings of horses and.. diecast model cars? Uhh..

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So, um, yes. When they say that the idea that Australia wants to kill you is a myth, they are lying.

Be warned.