June 13th, 2013

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Women's sexuality - explained! (again)

Last night I was in a plane heading for Canada, only it was flying very low over the Makara Hills instead, and eventually bellied gently into the water in Cook Strait - conveniently in jumping distance from Red Rocks. The pilot came into the cabin, announced "I am John Key's secret lover" and jumped out the window. O.o

This is the second flying-to-Canada-but-crashing-instead dream I've had lately. Hmm.

Anyway, turns out Happy grabbed the wrong bag before jumping to safety, and it was full of P, which made the rest of my dream really weird. And also made him very popular with the other passengers.

And then I woke up and it was all a dream. *cough*

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*cough* tl;dr: If you want to know what women want, ask one! And don't assume her answer speaks for every woman ever. Because that would be stupid.

lalala just be thankful I didn't write a long missive about what turns me on, mmk?

[edit] Oh yeah, and then there was this: Worst horse photos of 2013: