June 6th, 2013

fuckoff

Fuckity fuck post

Handstands are hard. Fuckit.

Actually no, that's not true. Handstands are relatively easy. Getting into handstands in a graceful and balanced manner is hard.

Also, I've come to the conclusion that no matter how strong and flexible I get to be, I'll never be strong and flexible enough to do the things I want to do.

Right now, part of me wants to just spend the rest of my life on the couch eating pizza and ice cream. But the fact is, absorbing videogames don't come out fast enough to satisfy me with that life either. So handstands it is. Fuckit.

Also, what the fuck is dynamic flexibility and how do I get it in my shoulders when my rhomboid muscles are still apparently not strong enough?

And why the fuck when I google 'back muscles' to find out the names of various muscles, are all the examples pictures of men? Fuck you, google.

PS Shitty Tats is shitty. Mostly because surely training for a year is enough to give me some progress? Instead all I get is a new thing I'm not good enough at, that I have to work at, before I can do what I want. Fuckit.