May 24th, 2012

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How to endear yourself to a physical therapist

Osteopath: "Lie down, cross your arms over your chest, breathe in and hold it."

Me: *complies*

Him: *squeezetwistcrunch*

Me: *FART*

Yes, I am that classy.

Turns out my upper spine is almost entirely immobile and that is making my neck muscles work far too hard to hold my head in place. It can be fixed but it'll take a while. I get to roll around the floor on a little toy ball and have cold showers. Oh yay! And apparently occasionally fart in the general direction of the osteopath as he squeezes me. Can't wait.