July 24th, 2011

boobs

New superpower - DISCOVERED!

The ability to look bogan no matter what sunnies I put on. Seriously, Every.Single.Pair. Extra special bonus superpower - the ability to turn everything around me bogan:



BOGAN AS BRO!

(watch out, i'll turn you bogan too)

*When I was in the shop buying the sunnies, my background music was Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Suddenly I find myself in ugg boots and trackies on a cheetah-spotted beanbag. WTF?