December 4th, 2008

going native

Nod to Christmas

I wish my spam would stop telling me that one wife isn't enough. Seriously. In my case, one wife would be too many, mmk? I wouldn't know what to do with one.

Also, I'm seeing a lot of the Santa meme. I'm not going to do it. I've never put gum in anyone's hair, broken their Xbox or helped people across the street, and I don't want a spanking. I've been spanked by Really Bad Santa before (ask keptinacan how much that hurts), while wearing wet cotton panties. I have no desire to repeat the experience. So instead, have my version:

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I would love to see your actual Santa letter instead of the 'plug in name here' one. Because, you know, your life is much more interesting than some meme.

Time for that question again: Are you enjoying yourself? I am. I scored 0% in the depression meme.

And finally, one of my colleagues just gave me a mannequin. It's a boy one. It's not quite the right size for most of the boys I know, but it's definitely close enough that with a bit of padding, boypeople might be able to use it to help in their costuming endeavours. O.o It needs undies though. It's not quite anatomically correct and it's weirding me out slightly.

And finally finally, apparently the thing that was making the Events Centre rattle alarmingly on Tuesday night while we were spinning was Kanye West. That would explain the high-pitched squealing that was coming from inside too.


It seems my colleagues have solved the issue of the not-quite-anatomically-correct mannequin that is currently sitting on my side desk: