December 1st, 2007

hunter

Your humungous member will be the envy of all your friends!

Because, you know, all men spend hours comparing members. One of my guy friends told me just the other day, "You know, when we get together and wave our erections at each other, everyone envies Dave's. It's humungous!"

*cough*

I haven't cleared my spam for a while...

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Seriously. Those of you who just delete your spam are missing out on entertainment! Or maybe I'm just easily amused. This is possible.

In other news, I am having strange stomach gurglings. If it gets worse I may end up staying home tonight. *glares at stomach* You have 7 hours to get better, y'hear?

EDIT: Evel Knievel just died. This makes me sad. He was a big deal when I was a kid. If anyone knows where to get an Evel Knievel action figure, I'd really like one for Christmas.