November 9th, 2007

fuckoff

I'm.... lost for words... almost.

I stumbled across this yesterday, after googling "What is Satan doing" in response to an expression of disappointment from beagl that my photo of the "BETTER DO DRUGS" wristband didn't contain a satanic message.

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And in completely unrelated news:

"Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python"

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"

I'm not sure 'horny and wild' would be the first thing I'd experience if someone randomly 'pulled out their python' and started waving it around. And yes, I do like my huge rod. It's 12 feet long, fibreglass and in two pieces. It's brilliant for rock fishing, but I actually have more fun with the smaller rod I use for spinning. Thanks for caring.

And.. MegaDik? *splutter*

Just saying.

And remember folks, our thought for today is "Watch out for those Sweden-oriented teachers!"