August 7th, 2006


Argh! My eyes and ears!

Today is a day for not using any brains at all. Yep. So, in the spirit of that, here's a video I've mentioned to a few people.

Beware, Hoff exposure

Personally, I think this is great. Clearly, Hoff has realised that he's better off not taking himself too seriously. Either that or he's going for the retro vote. Or something. *cough* Just be thankful, it was going to be naked skydiving..

(go on, admit it, secretly you love him)

BTW, I'm still lacking input for the kiwi music DVD. So far I have Concord Dawn, Shapeshifter, Salmonella Dub, Fat Freddy's Drop, Pitch Black and Wishbone. I know there are way more out there, but being a no-brains day they are staying out there. Help appreciated.

Oh, and in ironic news for the day, the organisation I prepare submissions for has a list of criteria for quality. Here's one of the things on the list:

"Text is free from typographical, grammatical, and punctuation errors (publishable quality) & meets current formatting requirements"

Anyone spot the punctuation errors in that sentence?

Better living through penis enlargement (or, "Wendy! You too could have a 12" schlong!")

And in "WTF" emails for the day:

Just added
Act while others wait! Increase your confidence to enormous levels! You will have
to learn to handle your thicker longer tool in just several weeks.
She will never leave you because of the supernatural intimate size you got. Your
main male attribute is about to get royal proportions. Are you ready to become the
king? Come in here: *indecipherable web address*

Introducing a great product which will make you a better, more confident man!

If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?. Vice nah hurt
but conscience ah hurt yuh. A man's reach should exceed his grasp. A cat may look
at a king.

*cough* Obviously a country that doesn't recognise girls' names...