December 26th, 2005


Useful life information

When people talk about sucking face they don't mean it literally.

Also, ringing someone at 11am on Boxing Day and saying "Are you going to shear my sheep today?" is probably not the most tactful approach you could take, and will most likely ilicit a negative response.

Super sized beanbags make the best furniture.

Never put my brother and me on the same team in board games. You will regret it.