March 4th, 2005

happy

Shrinkage

I'm shrinking! Argh! I noticed it this morning. My work pants are hanging off me in a decidedly hip-hop manner that doesn't go at all with my shoes. And there's wrinkles in my bra. This is Not Good. I know some people would think it's awesome but I just spent a heap of money on lingerie that now doesn't fit. And really, I can't afford to lose that much anyway. You've heard that saying "More than a mouthful's a waste?" You girls with racks that have earned their title probably haven't. Anyway, in economic terms, that would mean less than a mouthful's a shortage. And I'm skating very close to that line. Hmm. My callous and blunt advice to people who want to lose weight is "Eat less, exercise more." So now I ought to take the opposite of my own advice and eat more, exercise less. Well, eat more anyway. I didn't think it was possible to eat more than me, but I'll give it a go.

Also, today spells the end of my three weeks of chemical self-abuse.

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Thought for the day: Friday takes on a whole new un-meaning when you only go to work if you feel like it. But Pam's bringing pizza so I had motivation. More companies should use pizza as motivation.

EDIT: I just found out that not only does one of my colleagues support Destiny Church, two are members and have taken off to Auckland for this. I am going to be so well shot of this place. Christians I can deal with. People who want to force their beliefs on others through law, I have no desire to associate with.