July 3rd, 2004


Things every woman should have..

A chainsaw
A corset
A power drill and a cleaver (thanks ferlengheti)
A pair of tweezers
A poster of Johnny Depp
An animal
Fluffy slippers
A 'boudoir' type bedroom
A Billie Holliday album
A 'dance around while you're vacuuming' trash-pop album
Lacy underwear
White cotton panties
Doc Martens
A pair of jeans that make her ass look good
A lipstick that goes with anything
A groovy hat and scarf
A copy of 'Tank Girl' on video or dvd
A secret box to put stuff in
At least three trashy romances
A stash of emergency chocolate
A subwoofer
Plants in her bedroom

This is my list. Feel free to add stuff if you think I've missed anything.... ;-)

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One more thing a woman should have..

A horse!! Yay! Horse riding was fun, although I could've happily gone for another hour or two (damn rain). The horses were fit, and unlike most of those kind of places, they weren't just plodding donkeys - they responded to commands like 'Go fast'. It was also good to see that the place is ILPH accredited. That means they look after their horses. And, they don't just assume you can't ride and make you walk everywhere. This lil munchkin was in heaven.

Definitely will be going again. And Kim, they take you out with two guides so you get to choose whether you want to go fast or slow, and give you a horse to suit your riding ability.

So, as about as far a cry as you can get from me in a corset, here is me in a swanndri, stockman vest and beanie. And this is Casper. He's a very groovy horse.

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