April 1st, 2004

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OK, this is war

Some wanker tried to steal my car yesterday. They broke the passenger side window, got in, searched the car (didn't find anything worth nicking), then must've got disturbed in the act of trying to hotwire it. Either that or they were too FUCKING STUPID to figure out how.

I kinda wish they had stolen it. Then I would have the insurance money to buy a new car. As it is, I just have the hassle of getting a new window and a car full of broken glass.

Anyway, I'm asking for suggestions of nasty surprises I can leave for the next dickwad who decides my old heap looks like their next wheels. I have considered wiring it up to a tractor battery or an electric fence unit. Anyone else got any good ideas?
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Let's hear it for verbosity

There’s been a bit of stuff turning up on my friends page lately about words and novel uses of the English language. So, when I found this, it just begged to be posted.. it’s a kind of puzzle. (just for you, caycos) ;-)


SAY AGAIN, PLEASE

A body of persons abiding in a domicile of silica combined with metallic oxide should not carelessly project small geological specimens.

A superfluity of culinary experts has a tendency to disarrange the preparation of the beef extract.

Each mass of vapory collection suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metallic hue.

The warm blooded, feathered, egg-laying vertebrate animal which is among the first invariably comes into the possession of a small, legless, invertebrate, crawling animal.

The exercise of regal power does not necessarily indicate desirable mental tranquillity.

A short vocal utterance directed toward the individual possessing a high degree of knowledge meets adequately all the needs of the occasion.

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Mwuahaha…..