Me and my sickle - 1
I love my sickle. I love it so much I've hammered it to death and have to buy a new one.
Sickles are better than chainsaws, for the sole reason that they don't make horrible nasty noises and smells. Thus I can lay waste to many noxious weeds without waking the neighbours. And there is an archaic pleasure in the rhythm of swinging one.
Fish your feet first, right?