tatjna (tatjna) wrote,

Spread that virus baby!

From here. (ganked from notabouthim)

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Stop caring!

Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (90%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Weirdly, I have two Incredible String Band albums. Yup. I think it's just because I recognised the NIN picture. Well, 'Closer' is one of my favourite songs, so there.

I seem to have acquired two more horses. More horses is always good. I believe you can never have too many horses.

Today my head feels fuggy and everything is a bit too warm. I also feel heavier than I have been lately. I'm about to go outside and dump a bowl of cold water over myself, maybe that'll help. ;-)

Things are a bit disjointed. Hmm..

Oh yeah, Cowboy Junkies. Who wants to share?
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