My pheromones bring all the ewes to the yard. Damn right, they're better than yours - Tactical Ninja
Feb. 25th, 2012
01:06 pm - My pheromones bring all the ewes to the yard. Damn right, they're better than yours
I've been shearing a ram.
Shearing one sheep takes about three minutes, and shearing one sheep is barely long enough to warm up the handpiece. But.
It's tupping time. At tupping time rams produce pheromones that make their normal smell, well.. stinky. But the laydeeez think it's hot - it's what brings the ewes into cycle and a cycling ewe will seek out the ram by his smell for a quickie. Rams ooze this stuff from their pores, especially around the head.
So now I have sheep sex pheromone all over me. I've had a shower and I can still smell it. If you see sheep running through the streets of Wellington, please don't tell them where I am, mmk?